I don't know much Italian but I'm going to say that I'm quite sure that Venice translate to 'maze' in English. Once I got off the train I started wondering around. Venice was really neat - nothing like I had seen before - no cars! There were a lot of boats and a ton of canals at every turn. Quickly I had ended up finding myself on the way to the Jewish Ghetto. One good thing about Venice is that the main attractions and bridges have sings well posted on the walls in order to direct you. The bad news is that just because you might see a sign does not mean your anywhere close. The signs will send you turning at every corner for about 10 minutes until you manage to get to that destination. I walked around the Ghetto for a bit and followed around some Hebrew speaking tours.
I realized it could take me quite a while to find my hostel, and I was ready to get rid of my bag. I started to wander again until I got to the grand canal where I was able to take a boat to my hostel whichw as on a different island just off the main south island. On my wandering journey I witnessed something that I found to be quite funny. I only laugh because I can relate to it when my
tank was getting stuck in the mud. I saw a boat sink! I'm guessing it was the owner and some sort of fireman/first responders that were looking on not really knowing what to do. I wonder how often taht happens in Venice but it totally sucks to be that guy!

I left my bag in the hostel and continued to explore. I was recommended to check out the Island of Burano, so thats where I headed. It was about a 40 minute boatride from the main island and it felt a lot less crowded and touristy. It had the look of Venice with the canals but the buildings and homes were painted flourescent colours - and each one a new colour! I found Duff beer in one of the shops and I absolutely had to try one. If it hasn't clicket yet - it's Homer Simpson's beer of choice. It wasn't that great of a beer, but the important thing to note is that I drank a Duff beer. Random fact - Duff beer is brewed in Germany.


The streets of Burano
After Burano I went to Murano, which is famous for their beatiful glass blowing. I got there late in the afternoon so there weren't any people working on the glass but I walked into the stores. Some of the things they made were awesome, but aside from that ther was nothing else to see on that island. I wasn't terribly impressed. I spent the rest of the afternoon using the public transit as a tourboat. It took me around the periphery of the entire city as well as up the grand canal.

The industrial area of Venice

Bridge over the grand canal
The thing to do in Venice is just to get lost. Wander the city without a map and explore. You only run into a problem when you actually need to get somehwere specific. After dinner I took a boat back to my hostel (they run like public busses). The drections to the hostel were simple - get off the boat at the CORRECT stop turn right, walk about 80 meters and then I'm there. It was about 10PM and I was ready to get back to the hostel. I asked to get off at the stop Zutoppi and someone corrected me and said Zaputi and I said yah. I got off at the stop, turned right and walked my 80 meters only to not find my hostel. Hmm... Retraced my steps, looked at the boat stop and realized that my stop was actulaly Zuppoti - not Zapputi or the mispronounced Zuttopi. So I ask someone for directions to the other station and they point and say down there. I walk for a good length of time and don't find anything or anyone who knew anything. Maybe somehow I had already passed it. I backtracked until I found someone who told me that the orignally I was in fact heading in the right direction, so I turned around again. Shortly thereafter I bumped into other lost tourists, but they had a map! They didn't havea clue where the station was but they did provide me with a critical piece of info. After having been lost for about an hour I found out that i was on the wrong island!!! That revelation was followed by a long series of swear words and negative remarks towards the city of Venice. I walked all the way back to the boat station and ended up heading to my correct stop which was across the water. I also realized that when people told me that the boat stop I needed was 'over there' they were correct; they failed ot mention that in order to get 'over there' I had to take a boat to a different land mass! After about an hour and I half I finally made it back to my hostel.
The next day I went to the main square and entered the cathedral. Walked around and got lost again until I eventually found my way to the Jewish Ghetto where I took a tour. The Jewish Ghetto is the first ghetto in the world founded in 1516. The ghetto was locked up at night and Jews were only allwoed to hold one of the following professions - money lenders, second hand clothing salesman and doctors. (Some people wonder why so many Jews are in banking and doctors). Since the ghetto was such a small area the Venetian skyscrapers are located there. There are not many tall buildings in Venice, but these ones are 8 storeys high. In fact, they have shorter ceilings so they can fit in more room without in fact building much taller.
I hung out in the area for the rest of the day until I caught my night train from Venice to Rome. I expected the night train to be similar to the night train-train-bus-train-train I had taken earlier - it was not and in a bad way. So the ngiht train happened to be a real night train where people had assigned seats. So because I wasn't aware of this, I did not get a seat. There ended up being fold out chairs that folded out of the side of the train and into the aisle. When I sat down I took up 80% of the tiny aisle and was therefore frequently interrupted by people passing through the aisle. My ticket ordering ignorance led to me only catching less than 3 hours of unconsecutive sleep that I was not prepared for.